<?php

if(! function_exists("string_plural_select_en_gb")) {
function string_plural_select_en_gb($n){
	$n = intval($n);
	return intval($n != 1);
}}
$a->strings['bitchslap'] = 'bitch-slap';
$a->strings['bitchslapped'] = 'bitch-slapped';
$a->strings['shag'] = 'shag';
$a->strings['shagged'] = 'shagged';
$a->strings['do something obscenely biological to'] = 'do something obscenely biological to';
$a->strings['did something obscenely biological to'] = 'did something obscenely biological to';
$a->strings['point out the poke feature to'] = 'point out the poke feature to';
$a->strings['pointed out the poke feature to'] = 'pointed out the poke feature to';
$a->strings['declare undying love for'] = 'declare undying love for';
$a->strings['declared undying love for'] = 'declared undying love for';
$a->strings['patent'] = 'patent';
$a->strings['patented'] = 'patented';
$a->strings['stroke beard'] = 'stroke beard';
$a->strings['stroked their beard at'] = 'stroked their beard at';
$a->strings['bemoan the declining standards of modern secondary and tertiary education to'] = 'bemoan the declining standards of modern secondary and tertiary education to';
$a->strings['bemoans the declining standards of modern secondary and tertiary education to'] = 'bemoans the declining standards of modern secondary and tertiary education to';
$a->strings['hug'] = 'hug';
$a->strings['hugged'] = 'hugged';
$a->strings['kiss'] = 'kiss';
$a->strings['kissed'] = 'kissed';
$a->strings['raise eyebrows at'] = 'raise eyebrows at';
$a->strings['raised their eyebrows at'] = 'raised their eyebrows at';
$a->strings['insult'] = 'insult';
$a->strings['insulted'] = 'insulted';
$a->strings['praise'] = 'praise';
$a->strings['praised'] = 'praised';
$a->strings['be dubious of'] = 'be dubious of';
$a->strings['was dubious of'] = 'is dubious of';
$a->strings['eat'] = 'eat';
$a->strings['ate'] = 'ate';
$a->strings['giggle and fawn at'] = 'giggle and fawn at';
$a->strings['giggled and fawned at'] = 'giggled and fawned at';
$a->strings['doubt'] = 'doubt';
$a->strings['doubted'] = 'doubted';
$a->strings['glare'] = 'glare';
$a->strings['glared at'] = 'glared at';